“I be hipper than a hippopotamus.” Say less.
This tee’s for the ones that stay two steps ahead and ten levels louder. Big energy. Bigger attitude. Built Hella Disrespectful.
✔️ 100% combed ring-spun cotton — soft but don’t get it twisted
✔️ Charcoal Heather & Carbon Grey: 60% cotton, 40% polyester blend
✔️ Heavyweight 6.5 oz fabric — durable, bold, premium
✔️ Structured fit that looks clean but wears loud
✔️ Side-seamed for strength
✔️ Ribbed collar and precise stitching for that polished finish
Front graphic: Hip Hippo flexin’ harder than your favorite influencer.
This ain’t basic — it’s built to offend, layer it or wear it solo, either way the message lands.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
